The 'Rice Monster'

Haha....I'm so sorry, Yoshiki. After I read Yoshiki Hayashi's (Musician and producer) blog, I couldn't help myself.

"The day before yesterday, in the airplane on the way to Japan, I had a really weird dream….. I almost….. Well, I think I screamed!! The flight attendant came to me and said "Are you OK? ....." Then I said "THE RICE MONSTER IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!!"….. And she said……. "WHAT????" and I said……mmmm……ah……. "Never mind……ah….. Could I have a glass of Champagne and Caviar please?"

For some reason, I think the rice monster looks like Jabba the Hut! I big grotesque gooey life-form...composed entirely of rice!

Yoshiki, I think the rice monster plagues me too... in fact, I think it tortures many people. This demon hides its true nature in many guises and illusions! Baguette...pie...crepes...baklava...oh my god, we're surrounded!! Haha. Carbohydrates are the enemy!